That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I think I just sharted jello shots
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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