Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.

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(509): View more from Washington

I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Some girl just showed me her stretch marks

(757): View more from Virginia

You need to get out of tn

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(303): View more from Colorado

I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.

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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.

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(905): View more from Ontario

ok thanks goodnight

(905): View more from Ontario

Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person

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(530): View more from California

I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!

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