Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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