with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
what day is it and did you see me today?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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