I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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