I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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