i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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