We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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