remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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