He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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