yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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