"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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