Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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