She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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