Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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