Do vagina's smell?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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