i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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