I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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