shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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