she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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