1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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