i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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