idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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