Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
