In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
My penis needs a shock collar
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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