she was so not down for the gang bang
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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