Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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