The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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