Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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