know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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