How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
