Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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