She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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