is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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