Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just tell him i said nine months
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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