people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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