Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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