The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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