Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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