Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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