I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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