I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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