Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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