You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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