Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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