god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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