i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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