have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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