I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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