Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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