4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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