Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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