I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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