I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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