All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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