Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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