I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
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Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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