So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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